subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it
HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T
IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON
I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS
THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY
This week, Gemma asks you to find your face shape.
What the fuck did I just see?
I must have reblogged this like ten times by now
stealing your boys since 92 and not givin a fuuuuuh
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Beautiful Rudeness - hand type
I need to try my hand at calligraphy
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you